Books

books

Here are all of the currently available books that I’ve written; some on specific subjects and some collections of various pieces of writing. They’re all available in paperback and from the Kindle Store.

cotsCan’t Help Thinking About Me
An hilarious tour of how and why I ended up on the BBC News channel with a big caption saying ‘CLANGERS EXPERT’. From growing up in a noisy household with clowns on the Christmas Tree to asking some elderly Elvis Presley fans if they’d mind keeping the volume down, you’ll find the answers to so many questions nobody ever asked in here. There’s sex, there’s drugs, there’s rock’n’roll… and there’s Skiboy!

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Doctor Who And The Sizzlin' Bacon Monster MunchDoctor Who And The Sizzlin’ Bacon Monster Munch
Available for a strictly limited time, a 953% Unofficial collection of reviews of Doctor Who episodes from The Long Game to Rosa, with new introductions, footnotes and an update on whether I’ve changed my mind about them. Plus a couple of brand new extras and some jokes about Daleks.

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cotsThe Camberwick Green Procrastination Society
A collection of in-depth context-heavy historical studies of subjects that are not even remotely important. From Rubik’s Magic to Battle Of The Planets, you’ll never have been more educated on less significant topics.

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cotsTop Of The Box
The story behind every single released by BBC Records And Tapes, from Every Loser Wins to Awesome Dood.

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cotsHigher Than The Sun
The story of Screamadelica by Primal Scream, Foxbase Alpha by Saint Etienne, Bandwagonesque by Teenage Fanclub, Loveless by My Bloody Valentine and how, long before Britpop, Creation Records took on the world and almost won.

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cotsNot On Your Telly
A collection of columns and features with an archive TV, films and music slant, looking at the lost, the forgotten, the censored and the just plain ignored. Includes a complete history of the BBC’s ‘Sunday Classics’ slot alongside features on Doctor WhoPlay School, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Lee & Herring and more.

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cotsFun At One
The story of comedy at BBC Radio 1, from Kenny Everett to Chris Morris and beyond. Features the full behind-the-scenes story of Fist Of FunThe Mary Whitehouse ExperienceBlue Jam and more, along with Armando Iannucci, Vivian Stanshall, Lenny Henry, Mark Radcliffe, and pretty much anyone who ever made a joke in front of Radio 1 microphone.

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cotsWell At Least It’s Free
My first published anthology, featuring columns and features on all kinds of cult television programmes and movies. Includes tons on lost black and white Doctor Who and the full text of the booklet from the unreleased Hardwicke House DVD.

Find out more here.

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cotsCompleting The Circle
A book about the eerie sci-fi/fantasy children’s serials that HTV made for the ITV network in the seventies. Available with the DVD release of Children Of The Stones.

Buy it from Amazon here.
sapphiresteelSapphire & Steel
A book about the story of the cult late seventies sci-fi series, which revealed for the first time what would have happened if the series had continued.

Buy it from Amazon here.
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TV Cream Toys
I’m one of the contributors to this Action Man to Zoids of the toys that everyone wanted but never actually got.

Buy it from Amazon here.

© Tim Worthington.
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